By Martin Robinson and Emma Reynolds. Bare-chested and relaxing in a Vegas jacuzzi with his best friend and his bodyguard, this is Prince Harry days before revealing and deeply embarrassing pictures of his naked body spread across the internet. These photographs show the third in line to the throne splashing around at a VIP bungalow at the MGM Grand in the heart of Sin City, surrounded by beautiful bikini-clad women.
Cute: I love you more than I love pizza. Happy 30th. Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. May your birthday be half as exciting as you portray it to be on social media. Happy Birthday! Try to forget that this day came about as a result of your parents having sex. Congratulations on being a year closer to finding out if atheism was the right choice. You know that that you are getting old, when you have to pay more for the candles than the cake itself.
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For as long as I can remember, the Internet has been full of seemingly innocent phrases that are actually code for some of the most disgusting things you'll ever see. Now, I had thought that everyone was familiar with these things by now, that everyone had at one point or another been sent a link to a so-called "shock site" as a joke. But recently in our GQ Slack room, it was revealed that a number of people were completely unfamiliar with the genre. So, allow this post to be your public service announcement. What it is: Naked old men engaged in recreational activities. It would be served with red strawberries and whipped cream to give it a fully patriotic flavor, and the post would be full of language that reminds you the author is a way better parent than you will ever be. What it is: A picture of an STD-riddled vagina. What it is: A picture of a man spreading his, er, you know. What it is: A type of flesh-eating disease that has many very graphic photos that have actually led Evan to be nicknamed Evan "Don't Google" Fournier. Hands" What you'd expect: Maybe a fansite dedicated to the Hamburger Helper mascot?