Sometimes, love quotes need not be so sweet. They must also be steamy, sexy and… dirty. Here is a collection of funny Dirty quotes and funny sex quotes. Sex is like math: you add the bed,subtract the clothes,divide the legs and pray you don't multiply. Sex with you is so good that we should celebrate it by having sex. Your pants,they bother me. Your face would look better between my legs. If you don't believe in Oral Sex,Keep you mouth shut. Men are a lot like infants,if you want to shut them up,put your boobs in their mouth.
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Funny Sex Quote 03 Continental people have sex lives; the English have hot-water bottles. Funny Sex Quote 04 Conversation like television set on honeymoon…unnecessary. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. Funny Sex Quote 07 He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical. Funny Sex Quote 08 Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone. Funny Sex Quote 09 I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. Funny Sex Quote 10 I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy. Funny Sex Quote 11 I blame my mother for my poor sex life. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds.
Check out our collection of the best sex quotes for him and her. I want to feel you inside me, deep inside me. Like right now, right here. Hard, fast. Then lets have sex again, go out to eat, then go back home, watch a movie and have sex again. One of us is obviously in the wrong place. Be sweet ad kind, oh hell! Who am I kidding? Flip me over, ride my ass and pull my hair!
There are great things, bad things, and crazy things said about love. But there are also a ton of hilarious things that put it all in perspective. Here are 38 tidbits to make you laugh when you and your love life need it most. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your shirt. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.